The
MAESTRO
FUNK
SYMPHONY
World Tour
MAESTRO
THE GREATEST SONGWRITER
OF OUR GENERATION
IS GONNA COME.
13TH APRIL
RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL
18TH APRIL
MYANMAR, BURMA
5TH MAY
BATMAN, TURKEY
9TH MAY
PARIS, FRANCE
11TH MAY
DUBAI, U.A.E
14TH APRIL
LINCOLN NEBRASKA, USA
24TH APRIL
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND
8TH MAY
DALLAS TEXAS, USA
10TH MAY
CAPE TOWN, S.A
25TH DEC
LAPLAN, FINLAND
Behind the magnificence
is the man.
A musical genius that transcends boundaries and an unparalleled ability to craft melodies that resonate with the soul, Maestro Funk Symphony has become a legendary figure in the realm of music.
Born from a passion for rhythm and an unyielding dedication to the art of composition, Maestro Funk Symphony’s journey has been one of innovation and inspiration. From humble beginnings to global acclaim, each note composed by the Maestro carries the weight of a lifetime of dedication to the craft.
Spanning genres.
Defying expectation.
Maestro Funk Symphony’s music is a testament to the power of creativity and the beauty of expression. From funky grooves that make you move to soul-stirring ballads that touch the heart, each composition is a masterpiece in its own right.
Join us on the MAESTRO FUNK SYMPHONY WORLD TOUR as we celebrate unparalleled talent and visionary artistry. Experience the magic of music like never before and discover why the world regards this genius as the greatest songwriter of our generation.
MFS SONGWRITING CREDITS
He’s worked with the best. He’s produced some of the greatest music the world has ever heard.
And yet you didn’t know that it was him behind the music. He stoically refused the credit – until the tax man came.
Now the royalties are all that matters.
CANDLE IN THE WIND
Elton John
347 in Rolling Stones Top 500 Songs of All Time
Gold Certification UK - 400,000 units sold
ONE
bono - u2
7 - UK Singles Chart
Platinum Certification UK - 600,000 units sold
BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY
Freddy Mercury
1 - Multiple International Singles Charts
5 x Platinum Certification UK - 3,000,000 units sold
SHAKE IT OFF
Taylor Swift
1 - Multiple International Singles Charts
4 x Platinum Certification UK - 2,400,000 units sold
Frequently Asked Questions
When and where will the Maestro Funk Symphony Tour be held?
In what is being described as “The least efficiently planned world tour of all time”, MFS will be criss-crossing his way to a city in your continent sometime very soon, with more dates to be added.
How can I purchase tickets for the Maestro Funk Symphony Tour?
You can purchase tickets to the Maestro Funk Symphony World Tour on this website, a little bit further up. I could include a button, or a jump to link, but I want you to be self sufficient. Go and find the link yourself. It reads “Buy your tickets here” and it’s a big yellow button. In fact, you’ve already scrolled past it, you fucking moron. Go back up and try again. Dipshit.
What is included in the VIP experience package?
Sucky. Fucky. Anything you want baby.
Since being investigated by both HMRC and the IRS, Maestro Funk Symphony will now do pretty much anything for money. And by anything, we mean anything.
For the extra £129.99 for VIP tickets, you will be given full and complete access to MFS for 10 minutes, during which time absolutely nothing is off limits. Make him clean your car, build your computer, or simply have him bend over and kick him repeatedly in the balls. With the VIP experience, you become the most important person in the MFS world for 10 minutes.
Can I bring cameras or recording devices to the concert?
To bring cameras or recording equipment into the venue, attendees will be required to solve 4 riddles while holding their breath. A clothes peg will be provided to block your nostrils while you attempt to solve the riddles.
Failure to solve all 4 the riddles before the next breath will result in the compulsory wearing of a diving bell helmet for the duration of the show.
Is there a dress code for the Maestro Funk Symphony concerts?
Attendees are encouraged to dress comfortably for the climate the concert will take place in, however for the show in Batman, Turkey a strict Marvel comic book theme will be enforced. Please note that this does not any DC comic book character, and that anyone found in violation of this dress code will be tied d0wn and have their genitals stomped on by the a rescue donkey provided by the MFS Donkey Sanctuary.
Will there be merchandise available for purchase at the concerts?
The purchase of merchandise is mandatory for all attendees. Anyone found in contravention of will be subjected to a stampeded of rescue donkeys, provided by the MFS donkey sanctuary.
Can I get a refund or exchange my tickets if I am unable to attend?
No. No refunds. Not even if an act of GOD levels the entire building during the show, and you’re left under the rubble for 9 days before rescue teams retrieve your limp, emaciated husk of a carcass and with your last breath you whisper “I want a refund please”. No.
Are food and drinks allowed inside the concert venues?
Food and drink is encouraged at all MFS shows, but must be ingested anally.